Holy Matrimony

'Til death do them part. Or until she finds the money.

5.2/1019941h 33mReleased

ComedyCrime

A young Hutterite boy must marry his late brother's wife who comes from outside the community.

Released: Apr 8, 1994

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Patricia Arquette

Havana

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Zeke

Armin Mueller-Stahl

Uncle Wilhelm

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