Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

19891h 29mReleased

Comedy

Teen-aged Tonyhas never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.

Released: Aug 17, 1989

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Christopher Mitchum

Johannes / Elefanten-Joe Thalberg

Angela Alvarado

Angela

John Hillerman

Pfarrer

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