The Thorn

More than a movie, it's a happening.

8.5/1019741h 33mReleased

Comedy

A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.

Released: May 24, 1974

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John Bassberger

Jesus Christ

Bette Midler

Virgin Mary

John Greenberg

John the Baptist

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