Keep It To Yourself!

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Comedy

Three episodes of casual erotic character: a porn scriptwriter and his secretary, a man locked up among homosexuals, and a shy man who decides to hire a prostitute over the phone.

Released: Nov 24, 1976

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Nino Manfredi

Enzo Lucarelli / Paolo Gallizzi

Monica Vitti

Amanda / Lia

Johnny Dorelli

Antonio Bormioli

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