If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

6.3/1020251h 53mReleased

Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Released: Oct 10, 2025

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Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

James

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