Take the Money and Run

crime lives!

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Virgil Starkwell is intent on becoming a notorious bank robber. Unfortunately for Virgil and his not-so-budding career, he is completely incompetent.

Released: Aug 18, 1969

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Woody Allen

Virgil Starkwell

Janet Margolin

Louise

Marcel Hillaire

Fritz

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